The other night Mike and I were watching a 'Where Are They Now' episode of Bridezillas, featuring some of the worst human beings on the planet (oops! Sorry!) and I asked him, "You don't think I'm going to be like this, right? Just cause I want to talk about it a lot lately?" And he said, "Are you kidding? You're the total opposite of Bridezilla. You're like Bride, uh, cinderella! Briderella! Yeah!"
Oh, Michael. What's not to love?